Dedicated to Anny Mous

dearest readers,

missed me much? haha. anyhow, schools bogged the crap out of me, and i just haven't had time to update this sucker. anyhow, this could be my last and final entry. Eric Tsai has decided to turn a new leaf in his life and will no longer post things about him getting bogged down by mother nature, and life's daily accidents.

i know... i know... i owe you all my classic fail stories, and the legendary one, but sadly, you'll have to ask me in person for me to tell those.

so. for my last post. actually lemme just end it with a shabangabang.

So at first I thought this was nothing, but after much deliberation from my roomie mr. David, it seemed worthy of a storytelling.

The Recent " Trippin"

As most of you asians know, or rather koreans, last saturday was a night of epic proportions. It was the infamous, KUSA mixer pt 2, sequel mixer of epic proportions, much like the dark knight was an epic sequel to batman begins.

the scenery, as you can expect, extremely crowded, sure the mixer was upgraded from a lowly steel restaurant to the geisha house, but there was so many asians you practically had to "boogie" your way around the place.

anyway, so i met this one cute girl (who will remain anonymous, or "Anny Mous" or "Nony Moose"...get it) a while back, but happen to meet her again that night! which is kinda ironic, cause i was wonderin when i'd see her again. So you know, as most people would do, we talked, chit chatted, and she happened to be a fan of my blog! (yea i know, kinda ironic im closing this blog, some message im sendin out.) you have no idea how shocked i was when i heard her say that, people actually read this thing?? i mean i am very thankful for all 5 followers but wow, aside from my friends, anyone reading this blog, i really appreciate you (again im sorry im stopping this blog soon). but yea, later Paul Hsieh got us drinks as the gentleman he is, and i wouldn't see her til later.

later..
I would randomly bump into her again in the dance floor, and then, being the stud that i am, i let her ask me to dance. hahaha ok ok, she asked me to dance cause i kinda had a awkward, im stuck, pause. after a couple songs, she needed to use the restroom so, being the gentleman i am, i went with her.

restroom.
so after a few brief moments, she comes out of the bathroom, and turns out her ride had left her. damn, i shoulda booted some of my friends to take her back but, i can't do that because of the bro code, can't leave my bros hangin u know? so i said if she really needed a ride to give me a call. in doin so, i gave her my number, and since she seemed pretty stressed, i did the one stupid mistake of the night.

i left.

and it wasn't til later that it occured to me that i didn't ask anny mous for her number. or for that matter why i didn't just boot one of my buddies. sigh. idiot mode big time.

seems like im no good at this girl thing.

well, there you have it readers, the final post. prolly not nearly as funny as my other ones, but thats prolly the biggest mistake ive made in a while.

peace hombres, and hom"sis"s.