Classic #1 / 4

So there's one of four classic incidents, that has happened to me in the past 4 years. I'll consider this one incident back in elementary school to be legendary, cause quite frankly, it is.

Anyway. I believe it was last February 6? It was the annual throwdown Bday for the Quigleys, their 21st. Everybody was dressed up, looking ultra nice, and we ate at Ecco. This place was good, unfortunately the serving size was not good, especially not for the price. For example a piece of meat the size of a baked cookie was roughly 17 bucks. Not really worth it, but it was tasty. Anyway, to continue, we were all waiting, we had our drinks, everybody was merry and talking. And prolly talking too much... too much for my own good at least. Apparently SungBin had called out to everyone, HEY, I AM PUTTING MY GUM IN THIS BREAD, since nobody wants it! It was the edge bread, the crusty end. Unfortunately, at the time Iono, I think was talking to Danny or someone, but I didn't hear it... This would come to my downfall. Enough to bring the Tsai Dynasty down because of embarrassment. Basically. I picked it up..and ate it...

Sigh.

I didn't know, so I talked to everyone around me, saying dang! this bread is REALLY good, its so minty! It's such a genius idea. Danny, don't you think this bread is really good? You had some right? Everyone begins to wonder... minty? I didn't think the bread was minty... SungBin then says, " OH SHOOT, did you take the last piece, Oh my god I put my gum in there..."

Danny + others, " Did you really eat that bread?"

Eric, ". . .really?"

SungBin, "I'm so sorry I thought everyone had heard, you heard right Danny?"

Danny, "Yea you told everyone"

Eric, "fawk...i didn't hear.."

Eric puts his head down in shame.... then yells..."AHHHHHHHH shit!!"

Everyone Laughs...

Eric gets the wine list.

Eric, "time to forget it all"

Buys two glasses.

Ends up really drunk...but did not forget it all.


Hope you liked my sad story.

long time peepsies.

So, school has been crazy, homework has been nutto. I feel like I always have something to do, guess its better than idle-ly sitting around, which I do anyway despite the homework. Anyhoo. I haven't had any major recent failures... only minor ones. Take today for instance.

Minor incident 1:
So the first minor incident occured at a Figo, yes the one on Howell Mill. Me, David, John, and Steve(whom I just met.) We were sitting talking after we had finished our meal, and I was thirsty so I decided to take a sip of water while talking to Steve. Unfortunately to my clumsiness...I forgot the lady just filled it up...all the way to the brim...and needless to say I spilled about 1/8th of the cup onto the table, which landed onto my lap. Terrific, peed my pants the first day I met David's buddy Steve. Sigh. Not to mention David called me a Klutz as well...

Minor incident 2:
Just happened. I was making Shin Ramyun noodles, and random fact( Solomon says pouring out the water after you boil the noodles makes the MSG go away, cause apparently the MSG is in the noodles?) Not too sure how accurate that is, but I do it in precaution. So I was pouring it out, holding the noodles back with my short wooden chopsticks, and yes the water overflowed over the chopsticks and onto my index finger, which caused me to pull back, which caused me to spill half of my noodles directly into the drain. Terrific. I'm making a new one as I type, which is prolly a bad idea, cause knowing me, is prolly burning at the moment.

Well. I suppose thats it for my failures recently, I think my schoolwork has gotten the better of my failures, maybe causing me to be more careful and smart? I have no idea. Anyhow, since no major things have happened. I'll post one of my classics.

KOR 1002

Wow... so... I'm trying to take at least one easy class this semester for maybe a slight GPA boost, and seeing how I have wonderful friends in KOR 1002, I thought oh hell, why not? But... I just got an email from the teacher, and all the dates and other things are korean...

e.x.
첫 주(week 1: (1월 12-14일))

1월 12일 화요일

1. Course introduction (syllabus)

2. Student survey

3. Modeling some class activities (watch a video clip+ sign up for individual presentation)

I am suddenly really scared... this looks like a fail idea.....

Quick Fail....

Dang, that was way too short... so I already failed... so here I am, chilling with my bff daniel playing katamari forever. We're on a rampage to try to get all the cousins and presents from this game so its been taking us a bit of time to do it. One of the levels I was trying to tell him where one of the cousins were. according to gamefaq,
"Standing on a cuckoo that pops out of the hedges next to the pool with
cuckoo clocks on top."

Eric: So i think hes standing on a "cackoo"...

Daniel: Uhh... What? What's a cackoo?

Eric: Yea, you know, standing on a "cackoo" that pops out of the hedges next to the pool with "cackoo" clocks on top.

Daniel : You mean a "Cuckoo?"

Eric: ....really?

Daniel: Yea..

Eric: well, looks like its time to update my blog...

and so here I am...sigh, its cuckoo guys not cackoo....

also, i dont know if most of you know the story of baguette, but maybe when I'm bored I'll post it up.

So...

I decided to make a blog to record all my daily failures in life, whether it be in speaking or reading or just doing regular everyday things. Hopefully by recording all my failures I and maybe you can learn from me, or laugh at me, whichever one you choose. So hopefully my daily fail wont be too soon, otherwise there may be a new post soon...